I thought I’d save a little time… a little money.
I ordered one of those ‘professional-grade’ at-home microneedling devices I saw online.
The packaging promised ‘glowing skin.’
What I got was pain, chaos, and needles that snapped off halfway through my face.
Even for me, that was… a lot.
So I did what I should’ve done from the start—
I went to About Face in Philadelphia.
Their specialists didn’t flinch (which, frankly, I respect).
They used SkinPen® microneedling—real equipment, real results—
customized with growth factors and post-treatment serums that felt almost… heavenly.
Now my skin? Smooth. My tone? Even.
My demeanor?
Well, let’s just say I’m a changed man.
Take it from me—
leave the horror to Halloween.
And leave microneedling to the professionals.
Considering changing my stage-name to Microneedlehead. (Feeling cute, might delete later.)
— Pinhead (former DIY enthusiast
