It is one of the most famous witch-quest in history: Winifred Sanderson’s relentless, power-hungry pursuit of eternal youth. For 300 years, she flew across the midnight sky, driven by a deep, dark need to reverse time. But the truth, as we recently uncovered in an exclusive interview (it involved a lot of sage and a complimentary facial), is that Winnie’s quest wasn’t just about power—it was about vanity, comparison, and a deep sense of aesthetic insecurity.
She always felt “less than” her conventionally charming sister, Sarah, and the comforting curves of Mary. Winnie’s sharp features, while great for being pointy, weren’t the softly contoured canvas she desperately craved.
Her solution? The dreaded life force potion. But here’s the kicker: her magic was temporary. While the potion gave her a temporary rush and flush of vitality, the results were fleeting, demanding constant, unsavory re-dos (hence the child-snatching). The rough magic left her skin thin and constantly susceptible to sudden, dramatic aging the moment the sun came up, creating an exhausting cycle of fear and desperation. Her potions were the equivalent of a short-acting, old-school aesthetic fix: big results, but a massive, unsustainable cost.
The Day Everything Changed: The Biostimulator Revelation
This year, when Winnie was unexpectedly brought back (we don’t ask, we just treat), she was introduced to modern aesthetics—specifically, Biostimulators like Sculptra and EZgel.
Winnie was, naturally, the toughest client our injector had ever faced. She was immediately skeptical. “Where are the bubbling cauldrons? The eye of newt? The immediate magic?” she demanded.
Our clinician simply explained the science of PLLA (Sculptra) and Platelet-Rich Fibrin (EZgel). This wasn’t about adding volume that disappears; it was about stimulating her own body’s engine. We introduced biocompatible substances that tell her skin’s fibroblasts a simple, powerful message: Produce new, resilient collagen.
“I was skeptical,” Winnie admitted, adjusting the elegant black blazer she now wears instead of her 17th-century robes. “I thought, if it wasn’t in the Book, it couldn’t be magic. But what I learned is this is the truest, most ethical magic there is.”
The Magic-Free Transformation
Unlike her disastrous potions, biostimulators do not rely on an external power source. They empower her skin from within.
For Winnie, the transformation was profound:
- Natural Volume Restoration (Sculptra): Winnie now has the beautiful, subtle, and natural contours she always envied. Sculptra works gradually over weeks, restoring the deep structural volume without the “puffy” or “over-filled” look she feared. Her facial contours are now naturally lifted and firm, giving her the confidence to look in the mirror without seeking a sacrifice.
- Ethical Sourcing (EZgel): EZgel, created from her own spun plasma, gave her a silky glow and restored hydration around her eyes and mouth, completely eliminating the need for unsavory ingredients. It’s safe, pure, and 100% Winnie.
- Long-Term Results & Freedom: Because the results rely on her own newly produced collagen, they are organic, beautiful, and can last for years. The endless, desperate search for life force is over. Winnie’s new routine is simple: sunscreen, hydration, and occasional maintenance. She finally has time for new, less menacing hobbies.
Winnie finally realized she didn’t need to steal the life force of others. The power to look her best was inside her all along, unlocked by science. She’s finally at peace, and frankly, the children of Salem are thrilled.
Are You Ready to Ditch the Cauldron?
If Winnie Sanderson can switch from dark magic to dermal science, what’s holding you back? Don’t let the myths about biostimulators keep you from achieving the long-lasting, natural glow you deserve.
Read our full guide in the link below to banish those fears and start your own beautiful, magic-free transformation.
Bust Your Fears: The Biostimulator Guide
- Please note, this is all satire and we did not have the pleasure of treating Winifred Sanderson. For real-life people we have treated with Sculptra in Philadelphia, click here.
